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We had a TP joke (well, one of many) back in the bad old days of communist Czechoslovakia...
The Czechoslovak aircraft industry developed a hot new fighter that could easily outperform anything that the West had. The trouble was that wings kept ripping off during maneuvers. Industry leaders and Party members met to resolve the issue. Many proposals were floated, all were rejected. Then a shy young man stood up in the back of the room.
"Comrades, I think I have developed a solution."
"Oh, what's that Comrade?" the head of the meeting asked.
"Let us perforate the wings."
The top Party member got hot under the collar. "Comrade, are you trying to ridicule and sabotage the Party's efforts to keep our socialist motherland safe from the neonazi/imperialist/fascist/zionist/capitalist conspiracy? If so, I'll..."
The head engineer bravely intervened. "Now, now, comrade political officer, the young man is new at the company, but he is a very bright engineer." Turning to the young man: "Well, what is your evidence that perforating the winds would prevent wing failure?"
"Well," the young man says: "I base my conclusion on my experience with our toilet paper. It tears everywhere except at the perforations."
Nuff said...
Comment Posted By Michael J Kubat On 10.02.2010 @ 09:01
